A man walks into a seafood restaurant and sees a sign saying ‘Lobster Tails £1 each’.
The man goes up to the waitress and says, ‘Those must be very small tails if you’re selling them so cheaply.’
‘No,’ replies the waitress.
‘They’re normal size.’
‘Then they have to be pretty old,’ says the man.
‘No,’ replies the waitress. ‘They’re fresh today.’
‘There must be something wrong them,’ says the man.
‘No,’ replies the waitress. ‘They’re just regular lobster tails.’
‘Okay,’ says the man. ‘I’ll have one.’
So the waitress takes the man’s money sits him down and says,
‘Once up a time there was a big red lobster”.